Disturbing trend- old people's past sex lives

There must be a lack of vaginas being flashed because all of the sudden the big news in the celebrity world is "who I had sex with in '78". And then the press shows you a hot picture of the said individual at the time of the affair, which yes, makes it more interesting.





But let's not forget that this is all not current news. If this was current news, it would go like this.

Carrie Fisher humped....

Harrison Ford.

Barbara Walters did it with...


US. Senator Edward Brooke




Jimi Hendrix made a sex tape with...



these women



I hope some young starlets start up some booze and coke habits because I would rather read that than about this dusty, boring gossip.